Scalding Starfish

chudobs: someone has waited their entire life to put that title...

Tue, 21 May 2013 09:21:27 -0700

someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining

kevvinn: caspertheprince: splintercellconviction: dorkly: Pos...

Tue, 21 May 2013 09:20:35 -0700

kevvinn:

caspertheprince:

splintercellconviction:

dorkly:

Post-Apocalyptic Scooby Doo Gang

“And I would’ve gotten away with the nuclear war too, if not for you meddling kids!”

I was about to make a joke about the fact that Scooby isn’t present until the horrified realisation that they probably killed and ate him to survive hit me and it suddenly wasn’t funny any longer

Ruh-roh.

Ruh-roh

aristo-kitty: fuckyesquidditch: theybuiltastauteofus: I think I understand Quidditch more than I...

Tue, 21 May 2013 09:19:50 -0700

aristo-kitty:

fuckyesquidditch:

theybuiltastauteofus:

I think I understand Quidditch more than I understand football.

I know I understand quidditch more than I understand football.

See, I’m not even sure which football you’re talking about.

Don’t have that problem with quidditch.

cleadmau5: larapeople: I just realized that the word bed looks like a bed My brain literally...

Tue, 21 May 2013 09:19:39 -0700

cleadmau5:

larapeople:

I just realized that the word bed looks like a bed

My brain literally stopped working for a second

occultalux: i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants: omg i just realized why mario and luigi are red and...

Tue, 21 May 2013 09:19:01 -0700

occultalux:

i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants:

omg i just realized why mario and luigi are red and green

how i didn’t see that i’m so stupid

oh

When someone touches/bumps into your ass...

Tue, 21 May 2013 09:18:43 -0700

laugh-addict:

Do I need to whip out the rape whistle?

Photo

Tue, 21 May 2013 09:18:35 -0700

The problems of writing

Tue, 21 May 2013 09:18:25 -0700

pitchblack-the-nightmare-king:

Having a Beginning

Having an Ending

But WHERE’S THE MIDDLE?!?

HOW DO I GET TO THE ENDING

WHAT IS A PLOT

WHAT ARE PLOT DETAILS

WHAT IS WRITING

hiddlestalker: swanepeols: coldcoffeh: when you’re so pale that your bare legs reflect sunlight...

Tue, 21 May 2013 09:18:16 -0700

hiddlestalker:

swanepeols:

coldcoffeh:

when you’re so pale that your bare legs reflect sunlight and shine bright like diamonds

shine bright like a white kid

tempoes: everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like...

Tue, 21 May 2013 09:17:48 -0700

tempoes:

everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like no fuck that shit im grabbing every electronic i can hold

drrtyfilthygorgeous: only-slightly-insane: finn-stagram: orangemuses: why don’t murderers just...

Tue, 21 May 2013 09:17:28 -0700

drrtyfilthygorgeous:

only-slightly-insane:

finn-stagram:

orangemuses:

why don’t murderers just hide the bodies in cemeteries

tumblr: teaching your children how to successfully murder people since 2010

excuse me, this post is actually teaching us how to successfully evade the law after murdering someone.

we don’t need to be taught how to murder people.

Supernatural taught me how to do that really successfully.

Photo

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:33:37 -0700

breenwolf: aint no party like a teen wolf party cuz a teen wolf party don’t stop until derek hale...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:33:35 -0700

breenwolf:

aint no party like a teen wolf party cuz a teen wolf party don’t stop until derek hale is saying that everyone who gets close to him gets hurt and im lying on the floor in the fetal position crying about it

einsteinonacid: ineedtogetpaid: i thought LGBT was a sandwich Lettuce, Glitter, Bacon, Tomato?

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:31:57 -0700

einsteinonacid:

ineedtogetpaid:

i thought LGBT was a sandwich

Lettuce, Glitter, Bacon, Tomato?

thelastasiantimelord: son-of-mercury: theramen: starry-dawn: ...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:31:39 -0700

thelastasiantimelord:

son-of-mercury:

theramen:

starry-dawn:

merrymethods:

That cat is not even playful, he is downright -concerned- about this fucking penguin aelinawhwa

CAT: ARE YOU OKAY SMALL WIBBLY ANIMAL

S-sir? Sir, what are you-

Sir, are you-

Sir, please stop.

Sir

Are you okay?

I can’t remember if I blogged this or not but oh my fucking cute.

Photo

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:30:47 -0700

Teen Wolf Season 2 Extras: Dylan O’Brien + Shirtless Montage

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:28:23 -0700

Teen Wolf Season 2 Extras: Dylan O’Brien + Shirtless Montage

castieltheangelofthursgay: #the supernatural fandom

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:27:53 -0700

castieltheangelofthursgay:

#the supernatural fandom

jaclcfrost: avatargrimes: jaclcfrost: chiptunehero: jaclcfrost: no one ever talks about peter...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:27:24 -0700

jaclcfrost:

avatargrimes:

jaclcfrost:

chiptunehero:

jaclcfrost:

no one ever talks about peter pan’s brother

peter pot

peter pot
the only boy who was higher than peter pan

and this is probably why no one talks about him

peter pot is so high, he neverlands.

and it’s definitely not because of any faith or trust or pixie dust

tears-in-the-tardis: sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’ but other times its ‘white person in an...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:27:02 -0700

tears-in-the-tardis:

sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’

but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’